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Hokay, So, im at suzies house, and i suddenly realise, im going
to be single forever. so i found myself an occupation, so i wont be like YAY BOY and then get my hopes crushed by him. heres
the deal. I am going to become a crazy cat lady. im going to live on cat mountain with 100 cats, but being un controlled,
they'll multiply. i will love my cats very much. I hadto tell tyler ( who thinks he'll visit me pppffft!!), becuase my cat
amos likes to pee on people, but not me, becuase he'll love me. One day, alex will come to visit me, and i will throw a cat
at her for getting to close to me, but i wont throw it hard... i'll just toss it lightly. then we'll both sigh and remember
back in the day, as i chase her with a broom off my property. remember not to visit me, becuase i'll throw a cat at you, and
if youre persistant i'll bring out a cougar, so dont bother. i will live happily with my cats, and insane nonsensical ramblings
until one day, when i havent fed my cats, i will say, i love you cats, and they'll realise their hate for me, and kill me
and eat me. that is how my life is to be, it is my destiny, so if you see me walking down the halls grumbling to myself, dont
cower, just know that its the begining of an era of cat throwing, and insanity.
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